teacher: "Who's mom has a white van?"
student: "My mom has a white man."
teacher: "Your mom has a white MAN, or VAN?"
student: "A white man!"
teacher: "A MMAN or a VVAN?"
student: "A MAN." (getting annoyed)
teacher: "Your mom has a white man??"
student: "yes."
teacher: smirking, "Ok.. what's his name?"
student: "Stan." (she was totally serious this whole time)
Hahhahaa how random and strange! Who knows if this is even true! I will never know! We have been learning short "a" vowel sounds...so...hmmm yeah I don't know.
6 comments:
That is hillarious, I always felt like I should write a book my first year teaching of all the funny things my students said...you should do what I wish I had! The second class never seems quite as crazy just cause it is your first!
How funny! So....seriously does this child's mom have a white man or what?
Oh my gosh - that is too funny! So did the student's mom have a white van or just a white man?
Ok ok to clarify, I must say the student did not go home in a white van, and I have met her parents and I OFCOURSE I can only remember what the mom looks like..and she is hispanic. So maybe her dad is white!!? Who knows!
I just had to tell you - a girl I work's 4 year old son calls another guy we worth with "the black guy" because the first time her son met him, the guy was wearing a black shirt and pants. Gotta love kids.
That is HILARIOUS! I have a white man too...a really big one.
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